i like to alternate between chatspeak and actual words to show that i am educated but also carefree and fun 2 be around
Me and Josh
Some jealous people will say i made it on photoshop but don’t believe in them
my whole life consists of wondering whether or not to make the bitchy comment
time to go read my bedtime story
my hobbies include imagining I was somewhere else 90% of the time
I just don’t understand why it isn’t socially acceptable to stay in bed all day long and watch lame romantic comedies and drink coffee and read books in your underwear. Whoever established all these “get a job, be successful” conventions really needs a serious beating. I didn’t sign the terms and conditions for this shit.
my life is just one big awkward text post with 0 notes
i was born annoyed
I need a job but not because I need to be an adult or anything mostly I want dvd boxsets of tv shows and food.
f is for friends who dont talk to you
u is for ur alone
n is for never having any plans at all, all i do is sit at home
my entire life is just me “winging it”
